Traveling nearly 800 miles per week gives me many opportunities to witness and photograph the strangest of events. Some of those would never make the local newscast, let alone the newspaper. Thus, it seems my duty to describe and share this "Nearly Newz" with the public.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Gravely Disturbing...
A recent widespread trend in America is disturbing me. I'm starting to see dozens, maybe even hundreds of these popping up. I do not understand the significance of adding a solar light post to a gravesite. What exactly is the purpose? I've tried to imagine the top ten possible reasons:
To keep the bodies from being scared of the dark
To keep the ghosts from tripping over the headstones
To help you find your loved one's grave when you visit at midnight
To keep evil spirits away
To keep good spirits away
To give birds a place to poop without landing on the granite
To be able to say "See the fourteenth light from the gate? That's Grandma!" to your kids
So yours won't look the same as all the rest (until everyone puts up a light)
So the vandals can see which family headstone they are painting or stealing
In case the rapture happens at night, so we can watch
Ok, so maybe none of these reasons are correct, perhaps it stems from an old indian ritual or something. But every time I drive by and another light has popped up, I think to myself, "Aren't graveyards supposed to be pitch black and spooky?" Otherwise, wouldn't they put up street lights along the little lanes? This one is in favor of leaving graveyards in the dark.
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